jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023

Preston heritages dick

Means something is very small.

Look, that is smaller than Preston heritages dick.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

prestone

ass hole

she is prestone

by me divk February 2, 2017

Preston Jit

a very thiqq cutie

WOW he is such a Preston Jit.

by Alexander THE Graham Bell May 18, 2022

Preston

When you Preston something you paint it or disguise an item you stole from someone else so they won’t recognize it.

Let’s preston this box so he won’t know it was his.

by BreakingBrandy October 17, 2020

Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016

Preston

Preston is a name for a person who likes Air Jordans and who’s favorite player in the NBA is Kevin Durant. And who sucks at NBA2K19

Preston, ur such a dick

by Dddjd April 14, 2019