positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021

Positivephysics

A pain in the ass

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some craft?
Person 2: Nah. I have to do the fucking positivephysics assignment.
Person 1: Ah fuck. I feel bad for you bro. Heard that piece of shit is a pain in the ass.

by Sunila Sharma January 30, 2021

positionsig

positionsig is an amazing titkoker and has great content 😍🥰😘

“do you watch positionsig?”

“who’s that”
“WE CANT BE FRIENDS ANYMORE”

by mj090 June 28, 2021

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

Stop posting fortnite victories on snapchat

What people who want to break up with their girlfriend or don't have a life do

Timmy: Uploads picture on snapchat of fortnite victory
Luke: Timmy fucking stop posting fortnite victories on snapchat, you fucking loser

by some black boi June 3, 2018

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019