a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.
by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008
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That's the management position.
That's the management position.
You're getting fucked by people under you and fucked by people above you. Literally.
"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"
"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"
by Debaucharist October 30, 2009
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when you are nice even to the most nasty individual because you just cant help it, and the only way to hate is to force your self to.
by a mans gotta be a man December 29, 2004
Get the positive mug.a sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.
Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.
Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.
Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.
by drunkenrabbitsex February 20, 2009
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as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o
as modeled by david "the hoff" hasselhoff and steve-o
by smog monster September 19, 2008
Get the posing pouch mug.Crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted poops back into your rectum. If you had to take a shit but couldn't, or just didn't want to, this would provide a temporary solution... most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.
I had to take a horacious dump when I was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so I assumed the poops position. I was a temporary fix but I've been shitting blood for a week.
by Danny the Manny 1 December 30, 2011
Get the Poops Position mug.In hot-rod groups, short for positrac. Positrac was the GM trade name for a differential gear which would lock under severe loading to ensure that both drive wheels were turning. Highly desired in drag racing. The positrac name is now mostly generic in usage, with many racers referring to every locking diff a "posi".
by Earl_Buttle October 3, 2005
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