Pootantov

A person who does not man up to a task or a job asked of them. A man acting girly or scared. A pansy.

You tell your friend to throw a snowball at the next car that passes (as your doing it..). He sais no, he is scared, and he doesnt want to get caught or in trouble. You would say stop being a pootantov. (similar to stop being a pansy)

by robertsva24 January 14, 2010

Poosearch

1:research you do while pooping
2:fun facts you learn while pooping
3:self reflection while pooping

1: I don't have a lot of time to write my paper and I have to poop, I better poosearch to save time!
2: Person 1:Did you know if you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
Person 2: Where did you learn that?
Person 1: From my POOSEARCH!
Person 2: Cool!!
3: I learned a lot about myself while poosearching

by BOSH.0 July 12, 2014

pootan

dope ass vagina

That pootan was bomb.

by jor$wag December 22, 2016

pooterson

Taking a pooterson, is a simple but secretive code for, takin a fat dookie. It could be stanky, it could be small, the point is, a pooterson is a dump, and that's that.

Bruthuh 1: Good lawd i have GOT to take a pooterson.
Bruthuh 2: By all means, don't let me stop you

by bakedpotato7 March 9, 2023

venusulian pooternanny

a venusalian hooker that most likely has aids,an will lie to you,about its gender

that god damb venusulian pooternanny took my liver! damb..now iv only got me crabs fer cumpny..

by super manwhore August 25, 2008

Idahoan Pootato

Also known as a pootato, a scat act of shitting out a turd the size of a potato, which is then used as a food, more along the lines of a potato.

Man 1: Your breath smells so bad, what did you eat?
Man 2: I ate an Idahoan pootato, what's wrong with that?

by Gryaskov January 10, 2021

Hot Pootato

When you line up two buttholes and one person poops into the other and then the other poops back into them.

Those two dudes played “hot pootato” last night and passed the peanut with the corn on the side of you know what I mean.

by anonymous May 2, 2022