poopy kooter

when all you can think about is fml.
a huge circle jerk.

i woke up naked in a cold shower...poopy kooter.

by minja69 March 29, 2011

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Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

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A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"

last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.

i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate

by awa March 28, 2007

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poopie doops

Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.

Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.

by tilatequilafan555 January 15, 2008

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Poopie-dick

The condition of the male genitals after anal intercourse, fecal residue on the penis.

After Ramon fucked Susan in the ass, he had poopie-dick and had to wash the shit off of his penis.

by Kerns December 14, 2003

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poopie goldberg

Sex act, much like a dirty sanchez. A piece of feces is taken and rubbed on the eye brow area, making the appearance of eye brows should they not be previously present.

Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have any eyebrows, so I gave her a poopie goldberg and now it looks like she has some. That bitch is freaky.

by Raymond Liotta - Good fella September 5, 2012

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