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Pooper Popper

When you pull a buttplug out so fast and violently that it makes a popping noise as it is pulled out.
Jessica tried a butt plug for the first time last night. I surprised her with a pooper popper. The sound startled her.
by ninth.undertow August 2, 2019
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Super Pooper

The act of spraying poop-ori on your butt so when you fart it smell like artificial canned tuna.
I just pulled a super pooper no one will know I sharted now
by Arifamlife November 6, 2020
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Pooper Scoopin

Did you see Everette? He's walking funny ever since he did that pooper scoopin!
by Doctionary August 1, 2017
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pizza pooper

I was gonna post pizza lives but I saw the Pizza Pooper was around
by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021
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Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
by defineer February 23, 2023
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Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"
by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022
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surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
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