pener

the skin on your knee

I scraped my pener when I dove for the ball.

by Zach R September 29, 2005

poler

A girl (14-28) who wears short skirts, small (if any) g-trings, low-cut tops and anything else to show off her assets (which often incluse a few guys who are just "tagging along").

Dude, Tracy is such a poler!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

strip poker

basically just a game of poker except you take off a piece of clothing every time you lose

one way to a.) win some money and b.) get a hot girl to take her clothes off. even better when you get to see some sweet pussy.

A: "last night i was playing stip poker with the guys and Sally and we got her to take all her clothes off"
B: "sweet"
A: "yeah, then we gangbanged that slut"

by mmmyeahrightthereohyes December 20, 2004

piner

something that is small or not big

that christmas tree is "piner" small

sha has a piner ass not big

by palermo May 15, 2006

Phoner

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

by Price Chopper.... July 13, 2009

one eyed poker face

while receiving oral sex the male ,just before orgasm, will swiftly jerk his penis from the womens mouth and poke her in the right eye with it then when she screams shove his penis balls deep down her throat and ejaculate.

dave felt his balls tremble with excitment so he ripped his swollen pecker from sallys mouth and jabbed her right eye with it. sally screamed in pain only to be gaged by daves monster meat. laughing dave said " and thats why they called him 'one eyed poker face'."

by JonSyn November 14, 2009