Poncho

When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.

Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."

by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011

pincher

when you have your thumb and forefinger in a pinching position and you stick the thumb in the cunt and the finger in the anus and pinch away

hey treacle fancy a pincher
yeah why not

by willow69 October 11, 2007

stinky poncho

The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.

Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?

by Latin Duo August 11, 2008

poocher

plan moocher; person who is only going to hang out with you when you have something fun to do

"Maggie is such a poocher! I feel like she's just using us to come to all our cool parties."

by partygirl007 December 31, 2008

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

ponchita

noun. little fat girl :D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Nick Muroooo

as in that time at el torito when we ate for Nicks birthday and said happy birthday ponchita~

by ASSYLAAA June 15, 2008

poncho

A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.

Whoa, AJ, do you think that girl is a poncho?

by xxy April 21, 2006