I threw the baseball and it landed ping pong into the center of the birthday cake!
or
Her mole is so ping pong on her face, there's no way she'll get a date!
or
Her mole is so ping pong on her face, there's no way she'll get a date!
by emmie kemt May 14, 2004

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."
by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.
Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.
by neshypoo December 30, 2004

A term used by Adam Siska during his Gangsta Rappa statement, spectated to mean quick, fast, promiscuous sex.
by Satan Mcyumyums August 30, 2006

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.
Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."
Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"
Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"
Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."
by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010

A girl who says many times that she doesn't like/love you but gets angry with you for talking with any other girl
by Trey5knows March 15, 2015
