Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.
by indie_ah January 6, 2025
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Get the Shite-pilot mug.When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
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"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."
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