pilot

person who flies a plane

The pilot regained control of the plane before hitting the towers happily.

by Table 278 YT May 6, 2024

Bonda Pilot

Referring to the 2nd generation Honda Pilot, with a production range spanning from the years 2009-2015, which is objectively superior to the pilots of other generations with their spacious cabins and aggressive and capable design. Widely considered to be one of the vehicles of all time

Jackson: "Yo Jonah, look over there, there's a Bonda Pilot!"
Jonah: "There is?? Those lucky ducks..."
Jackson: "We're riding in one too! Nolan, why is the wheel wobbling??"
Nolan: "It's a feature, not a bug"

by anonymous December 21, 2024

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band "My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin"'s song "Piloteer", the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you're really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 6, 2025

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.

Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.

by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020

heli pilot

You have a Heli Pilot! This powerful attack copter has multiple patrol options. Choose between Follow Touch, Lock'n'Place and Patrol, where it will attack between two set points.

Hey, dude. I got a Heli Pilot on Monkey City! Cool, right?

by llamafan67 May 14, 2020

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018