PILF

Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF

“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”

by DumbFuckKaleb August 1, 2022

Pilot Training Flight Simulator

A Roblox game where lots of people play it to fly a plane.

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: YOOOOOOOOOO DO YOU WANN PLAY PTFS????????

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:NOOOOOOOOO I HATE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: BUT ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pilot Training Flight Simulator hater:ok fine i play it

a few mins later.......

Pilot Training Flight Simulator fan: OMG I LOVE THIS GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by vdfhvgfvhg June 12, 2023

boner pilot

Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒

by Waltzer_ July 10, 2016

Chin pilot

If your close enough to steer a car with your chin please note: if in a bump your airbags will come out your arse hole, drive safe chin pilot's

"They are chin pilot's when they hit a speed bump they graze there chin in the steering wheel or accidently put teeth marks in it" "A Chin pilot"

by OXx db xXo May 10, 2016

eye pilfer

The act of blatently scanning the surroundings for loot or booty while maintaining conversation.

Damn, u better watch Kritty. She is eye pilfering the fuck out yo things....And your man

by AristoTrap April 3, 2017

psycho_pilot

A member for the comitee of the basement, has died multiple times trying to escape, he toes were bit off by dogs on the escape. He mostly spends his days vibing with the dancing cockroaches in the North west corner of the basement.

This pilot has seen things, he's turned into a psycho, a psycho_pilot

by Psycho_Pilot February 19, 2021

Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

by 20Jawless July 13, 2021