Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile

I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!

by Theshattalker March 14, 2017

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

Steaming Trump Pile

The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.

Watch out for the Steaming Trump Pile in your front yard, otherwise you might regret it!

by seudokode November 7, 2020

pile driving ass

capable of a powerful driving action in spite of the lack of overall length

He had a two inch tool, but a pile driving ass.

by Chuck Woolery June 17, 2004

Jamaican Pile Driver

The act of giving anal sex to a woman and inserting the largest dildo you can find into her vagina.

The act of receiving a blow job from your partner while in the pile drive position, and then laying their ass out on the floor.

Dude 1: "Hey dude! I knocked out my girlfriend last night!"
Dude: 2: "Really? How?"
Dude 1: "Jamaican Pile Driver"
Dude 2: "Nice"

Dude 1: "Hey dude I JPD'd my girlfriend last night!"

Dude 2: "Really, how big was it this time?"

Dude 1: "I used a baseball bat this time"

Dude 2: "Rad"

by hardcoredeathcruster February 26, 2009

Pile-Driving Posse

A group of gay people who perform anal sex on ech other.

Miles is part of a pile-driving posse.

by The good son October 23, 2002

steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006