Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

Parker

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front

becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"

denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"

becky - "ooh that sounds nice"

by jiggo swizzle February 26, 2011

Parmer

A huge, but smooth penis. A penis all of the beautiful ladies can enjoy. Except for Cher.

Can I play with your Parmer

by MR DOO DOO PANTS April 12, 2009

Parker Cazier

This really cute and crazy kid. He's kind of full of himself, but he has this innocence about him. It sometimes pisses me off. But then he says something that makes it better. When he hugs me, I don't want him to let go. My heart beats about 100x faster when I think about him. Of course, though, he's a player.. but he's still like, the sweetest. Oh, did I mention cah-yute? Cause he is. Anyway, he has a girl . Yeah , shocker. My friends say I'm crazy, but I fell for him, out of control.

"Hey, who's that guy? He's cah-yute!"
"That's Parker Cazier.. I really like him, but he doesn't realize it."

by ilikecake.101 September 7, 2011

Parker

Absolute loser who always says chicken butt. He is also very weird and kinda bad at building in fortnite.

Shut up Parker, you suck

by No.1 Furry November 7, 2019

Parler

Noun

A grouping of incels or proud boys known for their flighty aspects. Often seen migrating together for the protection of their egoic fragility and to be in sole company of those who can tolerate their love for genocide.

The parler avoided discussing the outcomes of the 2020 US election with the adults. Instead, they fled together to self validate their opinions on white supremecy.

by kokirikun November 23, 2020

Francis Parker

A bad school with, shall we say, loose girls and bad parties.

"Dude that party was bordering on Francis Parker bad"
"Yikes it smells like Parker in here"

by aksj2349u-0384 April 29, 2013