pretentious

1) Trying to act smarter, more professional or generally better than one actually is; delusional of grandeur

2) See "Green Day"

1) You wanna learn Japanese? Don't be so pretentious!
What's with these crappy photographs? You're so pretentious!

2) "Punk rock is a harsh music"? Geez, quit bein' so pretentious guys.

by Psi December 18, 2005

preset

In high technology; the settings you use when you're too lazy to do something properly.

"I couldn't be bothered figuring out the compression ratio, so I just used the preset."

by gormster October 31, 2007

pretentious

All British people in the world, ever.

Look at me, I'm from England, I use words like whilst and put the letter "U" in unnecessary places! I'm such a pretentious cunt!

by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006

prevention

A synonym of contraception.

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.

Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.

by JM Law April 29, 2008

Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**

"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017

Dreidel presents

Another term for recreational Percocet. Originating when seemingly nice Jewish boys would hide their Percocet in fake dreidels.

Know what I've got in my pocket? Dreidel presents. We can pop em after class.

by LilCart October 16, 2018