poofta

a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a homosexual. Specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is "twink"

the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.

by Edit Machine April 28, 2005

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

Poofbot

A Scottish or Australian term for a Gay sex Android.

Australian; "Jack , shine that Poofbot up and get him ready for a pumping Mate."
Scottish ; " Dougal, lube the Poofbot up for a shagging".

by Pootdaggy September 2, 2017

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020