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Photographer

Term often misused to describe a "Camera Owner."

Photographer should define to individuals using cameras who are dedicated, show some level of skill, talent, or expertise, and usually persist in taking pictures for extended periods of their life.

Buy a piano you aren't automatically a pianist.
Buy a plane and you aren't automatically a pilot.
Buy a camera and you're a photographer.
Look I just got this camera at a garage sale, say cheese, I'll be your photographer.

Dude, you're just a camera owner... take the lens cap off... you've got a long way to go before you're a real photographer.
by schafphoto August 2, 2012
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phonographic memory

someone who remembers everything they hear
Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.
by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010
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Photodyking

Photodykes

When 2 or more straight girls all of a sudden act like skankylesbians as soon as a camera is aimed at them. They feel a sudden urge to act like they are kissing, licking, or feeling up on each other whenever someone asks to take their picture, especially at parties or whenever alcohol is involved.
Heather, Ashley, and Krissy instantly went into skanky photodyking poses as soon as the Jason asked if he could take their picture at the New Year's Party.

Drunk off their asses, and desperately trying to get Ryan's attention, Misha and Tara thought that becoming photodykes would do the trick when taking slutty pictures of themselves with their tongues hanging out.
by Sidbo January 6, 2010
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Photophrenia

Photophrenia is a serious disorder which affects how people think of photos. Someone with photophrenia may have difficulty distinguishing between which pictures are real and which are Photoshopped.
*sees a photoshopped picture*
Me (with photophrenia): omgwtf giant chickens invaded my home?! Runnnn
*sees a real picture*
Me: nope that looks fake he can't possibly be floating in midair
by WordWorld July 14, 2017
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Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.
That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.
by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019
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Photosynthicc

A plant exhibiting unexpectedly rapid growth or large size for its species. A combination of photosynthesis and thicc.
"What are you doing in the field this week" "We're going out to the Jemez to measure seedlings. Some of those little trees are photosynthiccc."

"Damn pumpkin, you photosynthicc!"
by They call me KG October 8, 2019
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Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.
I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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