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paper-saviour

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
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Paper broke

When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke
All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment
by Dankdankdoctor420 April 19, 2018
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Paper Ts

A cool way to saypaper towels.”
I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!
by Schloofy June 14, 2018
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Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.
Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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Paper Crown

Having fake or unusable power in an organization. Any orders are usually not followed and the leader is not respected by subordinates. The leader/manager may have power on paper but does not have the ability to influence others. Employees will often ignore their authority.

Refers to how a King that wears a gold crown has legitimate power under God. However instead the crown is fake and flimsy like paper. It can easily fall off or be destroyed.
John may have just gotten promoted but he's wearing a paper crown and it's about to get windy...
John only got promoted because he plays golf with the boss, I just ignore his emails.

The new boss just got hired from outside the company and is a complete moron. Ignore him and just keep doing things the way we were before.
by HiHelloIsTaken March 23, 2021
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Paper DICK

A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.
1-you finna hop on dis paper dick grind bro
2-yea broski foshizzzle
by the Paper Dick Elders May 16, 2021
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