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Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007
mugGet the Onion materialmug.

onion master

An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021
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Onion Princess

"Gimme all the onions "
*eats a burger that is basically just onions*
"Can I officially be called the onion princess now?"
by WestieLov3r118 August 11, 2019
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ROB/onion

One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time
Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago
by jrathe89 April 2, 2009
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Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.
John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.
by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011
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Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)
Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea
by Delerious420 October 12, 2011
mugGet the Onion Teamug.

onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
by onion1 October 12, 2019
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