German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

octoponnypussy

a girl that is stingy in that region of her body

that girl has an octoponnypussy

by matt May 30, 2003

octopussin'

Used to describe a woman who is not attractive; not bangable

That bitch was octopussin', man.
I guess her body was hot but her face was just octopussin'.
Fuckin' octopussin'.

by 김일성 September 6, 2011

Octopenetrate

When a male has 8 penises/peni/penes and penetrates

He octopenetrated the cow so hard that the cow's ass ripped in half

by Fish_ October 27, 2016

the octopus tree

WARNING!!!: tHiS iS nOt AbOuT tHe "PaCiFiC nOrThWeStErN tReE oCtOpUs"

ok now that we have THAT out of the way:
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓈 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓅𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓅𝓊𝓈!!!!!!!!!

ok so basically, there's a tree, and a guy named Ken Malone made a song about it that αႦʂσʅυƚҽʅყ ႦOρS!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!

I can't put in a link butttttt, just search up "The Octopus Tree" on yuotube and it's by Ken Malone. It's the first one, I think.

pls can we have an F in the chat for our boy toemas?
🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲🐙🌲

stoopid idiot: oMg i lOvE tHe BeAcH bc of the pAlM tReEEEEEEEEEEEEs

me, an intellectual: U STOOPIDDDD. the octopus tree is much bester.

by im the drummah roger taylah April 18, 2019

the octopus

When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.

OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-

by GeoNips April 11, 2014