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Definitions by GeoNips

The Cum Waddle 

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.
Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"
The Cum Waddle by GeoNips October 4, 2014

the octopus 

When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.
OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-
the octopus by GeoNips April 11, 2014