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nappy

ugly, disgusting, disheveled, unkempt, needs to brush hair, teeth, etc.
"Ew! Carole looks like a nappy machine this morning! Lets go kill her!"
by chop_shop July 28, 2004
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nappy up

To get into ones Climbing Harness(particular to Entertainment Industry)
" Time to focus the lights? I'd better go and nappy up then"
by Afghan John April 28, 2005
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nappy toe

Invented by Preston Hunt.

A word to describe your toe that sticks out when you have a hole in your sock.
Guy1: Dude my socks are so old I need to get new ones.

Guy2: Yeah dude they really are, I mean look you got a nappy toe.
by MaddieMae April 26, 2009
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Nappy Scanner

Someone who looks into used nappies for turds to eat. Also an insult to people to tell them how much of a scumbag they are
Dude, look at that guy he's Nappy Scanning in that bin over there....
Piss of you fuckin Nappy Scanner....
by Smelly320 May 6, 2009
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Nippy nippy

In friday night dinner it is what jim gets bon of
Jim :Shalom jacky

Jacky: hi Jim

Martin to the boys : he is thinking about nippy nippy with my wife btw if u ever get a female be sure to use a sheath when it's time for penetration with your compulsory action
by Horrible Grabdma November 27, 2020
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Nappy

Darrel doesn't like girls, I think he is nappy.
by pipster May 19, 2005
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Donbass Nappy Rash

A severe form of fungal infection paralyzing the barse and balls of the Russian fighters in Ukraine. Reported to be having a major impact on troops morale with many soldiers sending up the white flag 🏳 rather than suffering prolonged exposure.

Background: When Vladimir Putin launched his special operation in Donbass he failed to equip his fighting force with adequate santiary provisions resulting in widespread outbreak of this dangerous inflammation on the privates privates.

From a fighting force of over 90,000 men, as of April 15 2022, not one pair of clean underpants 🩲 was available for the brave Russian infantry.

Some trenches have reported angry puss filled welts the size of snooker balls and desperate soldiers are now diverting much needed drinking water towards washing their fetid undies for fear of the infection spreading.

Although the rash can be treated with calamine lotion and sudacrem, these items are among the first to be looted by the invading force and are rumoured to be trading on the black market for $100 per scoop.
Oh mate, I've been driving this tank for 3 days my baws are so itchy! You might want to have yourself a little shower Sergei and try washing your undies, sounds to me like you might have an easy onset case of the dreaded Donbass Nappy Rash. 🏳
by The shoots April 20, 2022
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