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falling on needles

Getting a lot of not so high quality plastic surgery. Falling on needles is a phrase used when something usually a femal (or drag queen) has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and will "fall on any needle" that presents itself. A lot of times this is "black market" plastic surgery that isn't 100% FDA approved.
1. "Look at Detox, why are her lips so fucked up?"

"She's always falling on needles, she's had a shit ton of back all plastic surgery."

2. "I'm in a back room falling on needles."
by Madisonmez August 1, 2017
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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
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Pins and needles

Tingling or prickling, “pins-and-needles” sensation; usually temporary, often occurs in the arms, hands, legs or feet.
Got pins and needles I'm my arms and hands
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Need For Speed Heat

The closest to a decent racing game in the millennial era.
I'm bored. Lest play some Need For Speed Heat with the new Project Unite mod.
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A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."
Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.
- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*
by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012
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Glue! I need glue!

An exclamation used when you pull a Humphrey Hambone.

An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.

Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.

The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.

If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."

For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.
I though the computer password was 'beth1' but it is not working. All my school work is store in there! Glue! I need glue!
by The Neutral Christ June 13, 2010
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