Newtown, CT

A great town in Fairfield county with great things to do and great people. Everything about it is great. The schools in it are...Hawley, Head o' meadow, middle gate, sandy hook, reed intermediate, newtown middle school, newtown high school and a few other private schools which are only for rich kids who feel the need to go somewhere else because the kids in public schools are too screwed up. oh wait. so are the kids in the private schools. basically everyone in newtown is a bit twisted in the head but thats okay because it wouldnt be newtown if they weren't. and y'know what? they're damn proud of it.

A: "Hey brah, where you from?"

B: "Newtown, CT, baby!"

A: *runs away*

B: *grins with pleasure* "I'm a Newtowner, for yah."

by kittyguyinthejive12345 November 13, 2011

newtchbag

(n) A person-- often an affluent white male-- who is generally considered a douchebag, but surpasses others in terms of dishonesty and disregard towards other human beings.

Named for American politician, liar, and serial adulterer Newt Gingrich.

"We started calling her ex-boyfriend a newtchbag this week after discovering he was cheating on her with not one, but TWO women... and THREE men!"

"Ick... dang. Hopefully the prick never runs for president..."

by E. B. DeKalb March 14, 2012

Newtsack

A word that means nut-sack, but also doubles as an insult to all Republicans especially those who support Newt Gingrich.

Plus, it is a fun word to yell in a crowded place to confuse the hell out of people.

Trent- "I am voting straight party line GOP on Tuesday."

Brett- "I can't believe I am even talking to you, your such a newtsack."

Newtsack!!!!!!

by Bluenebraska September 10, 2013

Newton's Cradle Cup

When a man performs a Newton's Cradle with a pair of breast. He sticks his head inbetween and lets them hit his cheeks

Zach: how was that lame Barmitzvah.
Derek: it wasn't lame, Lassie let me perform Newton's Cradle Cups.

Zach: she's like a D Cup!
Derek: I know, I got a concussion

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.

"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."

by The Real Todd Ller August 7, 2017

Newton’s 8th law

In a Maths. If your answer is not correct, make the positives negative and the negatives positive

Bruv did you get that question right?
Yeah I got it after I used Newton’s 8th law

by JackBurgessPincini November 14, 2017