1 definition by kittyguyinthejive12345
A great town in Fairfield county with great things to do and great people. Everything about it is great. The schools in it are...Hawley, Head o' meadow, middle gate, sandy hook, reed intermediate, newtown middle school, newtown high school and a few other private schools which are only for rich kids who feel the need to go somewhere else because the kids in public schools are too screwed up. oh wait. so are the kids in the private schools. basically everyone in newtown is a bit twisted in the head but thats okay because it wouldnt be newtown if they weren't. and y'know what? they're damn proud of it.
A: "Hey brah, where you from?"
B: "Newtown, CT, baby!"
A: *runs away*
B: *grins with pleasure* "I'm a Newtowner, for yah."
B: "Newtown, CT, baby!"
A: *runs away*
B: *grins with pleasure* "I'm a Newtowner, for yah."
by kittyguyinthejive12345 June 2, 2011