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Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007
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You nappa

You nappa you gon get slappa you slumber, cucumber
by Abominatobus November 14, 2021
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Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.
"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."
by Locutionary March 1, 2009
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Nyappy

A word invented by lead singer of An café, Miku . It can be a greeting , it can mean happy , and are you ok (like in french ca va) 0( ≧∀≦ )0
a)as a greeting
person 1. NYAPPY! (with rock hands)
person 2. NYAPPY! (also with rock hands)

b) person 1. NYAPPY! (im happy said when you're happy)

c) person 1. Nyappy?
person 2. NYAPPY!!!
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Nappies

Nappies is another term that is used in many other countries to describe diapers. Nappies just like diapers, come in both disposable and cloth versions, and are used the exact same way as diapers are used here in Canada and the United States.
When naptime came, Mrs Smith put both the baby and toddler into their baby cots, and changed their nappies and rubber pants.
by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006
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Nippy Noodles

a coldness which is rather apparent in older school classrooms, or brisk mornings. refers to the words nippy, meaning cold, and noodles, meaning long stringy pasta (the connection is indeterminate).
Marie: "Boy, it's nippy noodles in here today"
Spencer: "why do you keep saying that?"
Marie: "shut up, Spencer, i'll say what i want!"
Spencer: "whatever."
Marie: "i love you spencer, and i always have. i wish to spend my days with you, and press myself against your warm body."
Spencer: "I suddenly feel very hot... does anyone else feel that?"
Marie: "I'm still nippy noodles"
Spencer: "were you saying something?"
by STcrispin June 20, 2008
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