sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 23, 2019

Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider

A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam

"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"

by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021

Muslim Picture Pump and Blast

The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.

1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?

by GoGoRowdyDriver October 11, 2010

You ain't no muslim bruv

A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh

Person 1: This is for Syria!
Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv

by MrMintChocChip December 10, 2015

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020

national hug a muslim day

it’s December 25th, show a Muslim some love and give them a hug

today is national hug a Muslim day

by cupcakeanal December 25, 2020

I hate muslims

The statement that is said by Islamophobic people, and maybe Arabophobic people.

Refugee: "I love being Muslim in America"

Some Islamophobe: "I hate Muslims, fuck you"

by RJBAYHEY July 27, 2022