Moral Dollars

noun. The amount of "karma" you have saved up in your life. Generally obtained by doing good deeds such as saving a life, giving to a charity, or helping an old person cross the street. Lost by performing acts of selfishness and immorality such as illegal activities, "screwing someone over", infidelity, etc.

Technically speaking, if one obtains a large amount of moral dollars, they can spend these moral dollars with less concern as they are "doing more good than bad." Obviously a flawed philosophy with little ethical sense but used to rationalize vices.

Jon P: Dude, I just banged that hot skinny Asian chick...she was amazing.

Andy Y: Man, moral dollars dude. You're in a relationship.

Jon P: Whatever, I saved three people last week, that's gotta be a least a few hundred thousand moral dollars!

by starflyer April 28, 2013

Moral Patriarch

A good man, a male who seeks to encourage and mentor his children, and other young men, to bring about a rennisaince of chivalry, to lead a new generation to properly respect the traditional role of a man, as the patriarch of his family, and an example to his community.

Steve is a wonderful husband and father. He takes care of his family and helps his community. He is truly a Moral Patriarch.

by Bethere2soon August 23, 2017

Morals

I was taught to try and understand the reasoning behind there actions before reacting negatively, to try and help them feel better before hurting to be real and true.

Morals can only get you so far till you say enough.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 6, 2019

moral high ground

A place that most people take themselves to while talking about a situation where someone is subject to judgement based on their actions, to depict themselves as morally "right". People who take this ground are generally hypocrites with little understanding of why the person subject to judgement has committed said actions and they are everything what's wrong with the world.

Person 1: Oh he is 18 and dated someone of the age of 15. Pedophile!
Person 2: Women are attracted to men older than them. Sorry but it's true.
Person 1: (*Takes moral high ground*) No, he's immoral!! But I don't care if an 80 year old man marries someone of his daughter's age because it's okay and they are adults!
Person 2: Where's your morality now, bitch?

by chillnonymous March 26, 2022

morality

Morality is Extinct.

Quick as the dinosaurs.

by Truthteller February 15, 2005

Good morals

Something you clearly don't have if your searching this up

Senpai: Hitler Chan why did you kill all those people
(Girl) Hitler chan: *Anime cute laugh* For...you. Senpai!!
Senpai: Only a person with no Good morals would do that!, you have no Good morals

by RobbertWheredict June 5, 2018

muralsx

the most epic band ever assembled in orinda history. this emo violence band formed in 2006 and ended in 2006. The band experienced artistic differences and were forced to part ways. they never came out with any albums or songs for that matter, but their style was revolutionary nonetheless. The band consisted of Ken H Gilbert on guitar, Steve Thomas Tool IV on vocals, Chris Guest on guitar, and Evan Loomis on drums. Although murals is broken up, they still live on in the hearts of all screamo fans and orindians alike.

i cried when muralsx broke up.

by mike stern October 21, 2007