molten cum

When you cum in molten lava or lava

Dude #1: I cummed in lava.
Dude #2: You got molten cum man...

by iSpye May 3, 2019

Monteroing

When you're at the club and someone in a demon outfit is on a pole.

Wow! Did you see Heather last night? She really was out there Monteroing on the dance floor!

by Bookish21 October 21, 2021

3:10 to Montezuma

When you are super tired and really just want to sleep but instead you end up making out with the person you are snuggling with.

Damn Stacy is such a slut! When we where sleeping over at her place all she did later on in the night was make out with Finn.

Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her

by shackahighstreet September 5, 2012

Montee

Lips of an enormous size. Talk about the full montee.

I was making out with this guy but his lips were Montee-sized and it scared the crap out of me. Thought he would suck my head off.

by Butt Tuck August 23, 2006

Montezuma's Revenge

The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.

That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge.

by Club 553 August 31, 2007

Mooter

when a guy has a male version of breasts, either by extra fat or from working out aka man hooter

WOW, that guy has some serious mooters

by Gas Man Chris October 21, 2009

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012