The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

Mortgage

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

mortgage movie

A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).

Sam Jackson is headlining Formula 51? What a mortgage movie!

by woodman445 May 15, 2006

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

morte di fame

morte di fame mor-teh dee faa-meh
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.

1. Why did Tony start selling that shit, is he morte di fame or something?

by Anthony T January 17, 2008

morty

Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.

"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 14, 2018

mortiversary

The anniversary of a person's death.

December 8th 2005 marked John Lennon's 25 mortiversary.

by Jules_of_troy November 15, 2006