Momface

Type of face characterized as resembling one's mother more so than one's father.

Lilith really has more of a momface than a dadface, don't you think?

by Landfill503 May 20, 2010

Yo Momma Care

A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."

White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"

You: "Yo momma care!"

by MC DonkeyPunch March 23, 2010

Sadness to another nigga's momma

Urban version of the Old English saying "Let's give thier mothers something to cry about." which means to kill someone or cause grievous bodily harm to another person.

He pissed me off, I'm giving saddness to another nigga's momma for Xmas this year.

by GregoryJJ September 9, 2004

Momma-Glove

A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.

Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."

by Squinn III of Northumberland March 13, 2009

Ziggy Momma

One who gives her Ziggy Daddy.
A. Unconditional Love
B. Lots of Silly Laughs
C. Cutesy Looks
D. Anal Sex
E. Penis Pills
F. BJs
All must be fullfilled to be a ziggy momma

Look at that fine ass Ziggy Momma, she must give her bf buttsex and penis pills.

by Ziggy Daddy August 19, 2004

splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

Fur Momma

Fur Mommas and their binary counterparts, Fur Daddys, are sweethearted souls who take care of one or more furry mammals.

Zee is such a good fur momma. Look how she cares for her cats. OMG. She's amazing with them, and they allow her to live. 👀

by Gnθ βθdι July 5, 2018