Midget Blower

A regular person sucking on a midget's dick

A porn star sucking on a midget's dick is a midget blower

by JustMeGuys December 12, 2019

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.

Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!

by Hippiemeister August 8, 2012

Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.

"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"

by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019

Midget Flipflop

A nickname given to a tiny lad who has the last name Thilthorpe. Pretty rare huh?
Yeah this nickname is given to one fella

Oscar Thilthorpe aka Midget Flipflop who likes to be an asshole to many people. What a guy.

by OzzyT April 27, 2021

Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse

That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.

by Mystery016 December 30, 2011

Gavin the midget

He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew

Lmao see that midget over there he must be a Gavin the midget

by wee tod February 7, 2020