I mean...

An immediate response to a stupid question, or question with a next-to-obvious answer. The placeholder is supposed to be used by itself, with the "..." implying a period of silent waiting for the question asker to re-contemplate the stupidity of his/her question and/or understand that the person that he/she is asking the question to is of superior caliber and need not waste time answering this goddam stupid question. In fact, "I mean..." need not be used after a question. A cocky fucker can just use it all the time, and not have to say anything else!

When that one slut asked DDB if he had the time, he quickly gave her that look and said, "I mean..." since a) DDB obviously doesn't have the time for some stupid slut, not to mention anyone really, and b) if she was asking for the clock time, why should he answer that when she can just look up at the sun's position in the sky, and if its night she can just wait a couple of hours, and if she's blind then why the fuck does she need to know the time anyway, I mean...

by nesia November 27, 2005

mean gene

noun: a bout of diarrhea that comes on so quickly and ferociously that one would stop at any location with a working toilet- even a Mean Gene restaurant in the middle of West Virginia.

also used to describe any horrible fecal experience

I hope that aint a mean gene comin' on because we are miles from toilet paper.

Damn dude, I just dropped a mean gene that almost made me cry.

by Chester NoSeeds January 21, 2006

waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.

First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

by sjenetmkp March 28, 2010

mean-mug

To look at someone with a mean look

She just mean-mugged Janos

by D.Irvin February 25, 2009

Mean

Sexual term describing rough sex lasting two hours or more with minimal breaks and intense pleasure.

Freak Hoe: Hey boy, what you doing?

Daquan: Shid chilling, finna slide to yo crib in a minute to give you that mean.

Freak Hoe: Lol, you know you stupid!!

Daquan: I'm dead serious, yo ass finna be screaming.

Freak Hoe: Mhmm ok boy, whatever you say, Ima be waiting.

by TrendHeavyOVO May 23, 2015

mean person

a person who has to put people down to make them selfs feel good abou them slef. people who call some names,and /or throughing s#!*% at them

the boy in her class was a mean person because he had to pick on people to make him slef feel better.

by duckybubbles October 29, 2007

ya mean

Ya Mean- is another saying for youk know what I mean. (mostly used by brothas on the east coast).

That girl looks good ya mean...

by Anthony4973 September 30, 2005