Dead Meat

A Person who's getting killed

Your Dead Meat!

by Rob October 25, 2003

MAGAts

A bunch of losers who support Trump and act like little kids because they can’t accept reality.

Look at those MAGAts rioting the capital because TRUMP2020 was not a thing

by nbaerick January 9, 2021

meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007

beating meat

To masturbate, and cum. Many males do it feels amazing.

He watched porn and beat his meat until he cummed everywhere with white ejaculate . Beating meat

by alcrsms November 15, 2017

Megatronning

Raising attention to one’s presence by causing a large amount of damage and/or noise.

Oli did some Megatronning last night. He went into the front room and threw the cat into the television and broke the table in half with his head. That certainly made us pay attention to him.

by Megatron's Accountant December 27, 2009

two feet of meat

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

Meat Whip

When a man slaps a woman's vagina with his dick.

Kathy screamed when Doug gave her a hard Meat Whip last night.

by Brandy L. January 19, 2009