post mastication turbulence

What happens after eating beans or spicy food.

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.

by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010

Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

Anthony Matiga Kush

An insanely premium strain of weed. Shortened to Matiga Kush and commonly abbreviated AMK.

That Anthony Matiga Kush had me sleeping for daysssss.

by courvoisiur April 14, 2021

The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021

chub-o-matic

When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.

Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

sketch-o-matic

pure sketch. anyone who acts in a way that is downright shady, off-kilter, up to nothing good..

borrowed from barkay's "sex-o-matic" .. different context though

i.e. "see how he creepin'--? that dude sketch-o-matic"

by ghettoMD October 15, 2013

Do A Matias

To burn an orphanage down. And piss on the charred remains.

- Imma Do A Matias today

-Who are you and why are you in my house

by Chud bucher November 17, 2022