Matthew

A goated ass cousin and brother he can have sex with any female his age and is fucking smart and makes that good money for life

Damn I wish Matthew was my cousin he be fuckin with all the ladies

by LMCOYFAD December 25, 2021

Matthew

A guy who will only drink tea on his own terms; who will wait until tea has been made and drunk by others before making himself a brew.

Friendly person: Hey Chuck, do you want some of this fresh delicious tea I've made?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gona do a Matthew. When it's stewed and cold I'll make my own.

by jambon April 16, 2013

Matthew Ko

KOOOOOOOOOO

Matthew Koooooooooooo

by Imjustsomeguy21 May 20, 2018

Dirty Mathew

A dirty mathew is when fuck and exhaust pipe of a small german car while inserting a carrot in your ear.

'Hey check out that dude, hes doing a dirty mathew"

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Mathew

He is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. He also has the most incredible eyes I have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them, but he tends to be a jerk. Most of the time he thinks he's irresistable. I have known him for a while and denies it, ignorant and will probably ignore people that he doesnt like or is "obsessed with him" but i sill really like him xD

Mathew Aram xD...o_o

by hahaschica September 26, 2010

Matthew Evans

was killed from the brutality of beating his cock

Matthew Evans beat his dick so hard and it exploded with blood

by uptownfunkslut June 11, 2020

Matthew

An absolute gem and someone worth talking to. He is absolutely beyond the realm of perfection and just drop dead gorgeous. Never fails to make you happy and just make your day. Everybody deserves a Matthew in their life because he is such a gentleman and someone worth cherishing. Had a bad day? Talk to Matt because, he'll make it all better. He deserves someone amazing and no-one can ever compete with him because he is an absolutely amazing human being! I'm lost for words because Matt is just asdfghjkl perfect and nice and deserves the absolute best in life.

I hope I meet a Matt someday because I'm sure he'd be one of those people who'd never leave me even in my darkest times. Matt, I've never met you but, already you've had such an impact on my life, you have no idea the effect of simply talking to you has had on me. It's pulled me out of a dark dark hole and I can never even thank you enough for that! You're amazing and Ily Matthew <3 :)

by nanananananananabatmaaaaaaaaan October 6, 2013