manbearpig

the single biggest threat to our planet. something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. i'm talking of course, about... "manbearpig." it is a creature which roams the earth alone. it is half man, half bear, and half pig! some people say that manbearpig isn't real. well, i'm here to tell you now, manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! i'm cereal... manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. manbearpig simply wants to get you! i'm super cereal...

manbearpig is Al Gore's way of getting friends because he doesn't have any.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!! EXCELCIOR!!!

by manbearpig May 9, 2006

manbearpig

According to Al Gore, the end of all humankind as we know it.

It's ManBearPig, not PigBearMan.

by timothy duncan May 9, 2006

manage-a-trois

A sexual encounter involving three willing participants, preferably two women and one man, though two men and one woman still fits the definition, it's kinda gay.

Lisa, find out if your friend Monica is up for a manage-a-trois with us tomorrow night. I'll bring the whipped cream!

by Jingo888 December 26, 2007

manbearpig

1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig

al gore: hi, im al gore and i'm here to raise awareness of manbearpig

by troymusefan May 3, 2007

Manager trois

When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.

Louis asked Stewart for projections on software sales by Thursday. At the same time, Barkley is hammering Stew about the sales force project. Nobody has conducted his mid-year review, and neither boss is clear about who is going to do it. Sounds like he's in a manager trois.

by Patradio April 11, 2013

manage expectations

corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it

Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007

manbeast

a women i.e sally ellis is a man
she is big a beefy and she has a cock

that manbeat has a cock

by manbeast hunter March 30, 2005