Pro Minecrafter

A pro minecrafter is a minecraft fanboy usually between the age of 2 and 12 they are obsessed that they are "pros" at the game even though it is impossible to be "pro" at minecraft. And to be Professional at something you must be payed for being good at it

"Hey guys makin anotha minecraft video here my name is theprominecraftkid and im a pro minecrafter" Little johnny aka the minecraft fanboy said

by AcceptedAnal April 4, 2015

Minecraft sickness

1. Causes lack of sleep or lack of feeling a good nights rest in the morning due to: "All I see when i close my eyes is memories of me playing minecraft! even if i try to think of something else! it pisses me off!" and then when morning comes when you wake up but your eyes are closed:"goddammit, minecraft isnt reality stop trying to replace my eyeballs!"

2. when you wake up and minecraft trys to make you think its real by appearing in full blown vividness while your eyes are closed.

3. when you start seeing pixels hexagons and square themed shapes in everything.

fuck i basically explained this in the definition im lazy okay, jeeze. Minecraft sickness

by derpity September 21, 2011

Minecraft Sickness

The delirious lack of reality in one's own mentality when exposed to long periods of Minecraft play.

Symptoms include thinking Harvest Moon is a good game.

Friend: All the good games have mines in them, ya'know? Spelunky, Minecraft, Harvest Moon.
Yourself: I think you're suffering Minecraft Sickness.

by avatarmonkeykirby January 18, 2011

Playing Minecraft

Slang for smoking weed

Stephen: Are we playing Minecraft tonight?
Lucas: Yeah did Jack get a new Bluetooth connector for his stylus? (Cartridge for dab pen)

by Midgets doing 34.5 December 23, 2018

minecraft intros

The reason I stay up at night. You never for get the one moment you saw the absolute worst minecraft intro. IT rips you aport from the inside and cripples you on the outside soon after. You might as well delete your youtube and move to Zimbabwe were they don't have technolegy and change your name to Paul with a g. Raise a family and call your kids Joe Joe and Bony bob. Love ya 😗

Minecraft intros cause 57% of self inflicted pain every day

by ReptilianOverlord69 April 19, 2018

Minecraft

A game that is just blocks

I just died 3 times by a creeper and killed 781 zombies in Minecraft

by KillerOC July 23, 2019

Mindcrafty

Mindcrafty is a raging cow.

Skittz: He Crafty how are you today?

Mindcrafty: GET AWAY FROM ME OKAY GTFO

Skittz:shhhhhhh

Mindcrafty: NO NO -rage quit-

by NowI'mscaredofcrafty January 19, 2011