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Hetrosexual

That boy likes only girls. He is a Hetrosexual and/or straight.
by .:Gin:. July 24, 2007
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mattrosexual

a person who is metrosexual, but tries to hide his connections with the metro community by calling others gay. a mattrosexual may be inclined to roll up his shirt sleeves to try and show off his "guns", or refuse to wear his hair naturally. mattrosexuals seem tough and asshole-like on the outside, but they really just need some lovin'.
have you seen mr. smoliga lately? what a mattrosexual.
by annonnymooouss September 22, 2005
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Mantrosexual

A Mantrosexual was coined out of the need to define Men that have that "metrosexual" fashion flair, but with an added dose of true manliness. GRRRR.
Mantrosexual Man
by Kelly Ohhh March 28, 2009
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metalsexual

1. One who has an extreme fascination with heavy metal music and its many forms over all other music genres.
2. One who, if the embodiment of heavy metal were the same gender as that person, would have immediate sexual relations with the aforementioned music genre.
"You'd listen to DragonForce over Journey any day? What are you, a metalsexual?"
by Ryan Stockton May 21, 2008
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jetrosexual

A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
by Interitus July 21, 2008
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hetrosexual

to be hetrosexual you would love the opposite gender or in other words ‘straight
hetrosexual boy and girl
by bob for prez June 4, 2015
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methrosexual

Methrosexuality is defined as 'the extent to which one is prepared to degrade themselves (upon film or otherwise) in order to get money to feed their meth addiction'.
'So that guy with the broccoli tattooed on his chest just sits there and lets a bunch of Sammura clones piss on his face'
'Why?'
'I guess he's methrosexual or something.'
by xptalk September 17, 2008
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