Lange

A timid elderly lady; A frail old woman ; A worn out penis pump

i met this really old Lange today; i need to get a new penis pump mine is lange

by giVstany May 4, 2011

chang a lang

a synonym for penis. too be used in public places to keep some decency.

That's the biggest chang a lang I've ever seen!

by el thrilla May 4, 2008

Lennart Langkilde

hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.

hey i went to the gay bar and fucked a packet of american cheese

by shane reeve February 4, 2005

Langa

The male version of a "Ganga"
Manwhore
Male slut

Ralph picked up again last night, he's such a Langa

by the real jebuss June 3, 2011

Langdon

i. Cup of Coffee

ii. One who resembles a tan wiener, penis, or johnson.

i. "Baby, get daddy a cup of that hot langdon"

ii. "Look at all those langdons waiting in line at the tanning salon"

by Dubious July 28, 2012

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix June 16, 2016

The Lang

A highly intellectual, Hybrid language that originated from the English Language. The Lang consists of shortened versions of words from English. It is used by extremely intelligent people to save time, it is very difficult to learn and master, but once mastered it is very useful and is very time efficient.

A example of the Lang"Yo bro, could I get some wat, apprec. If don't get wat nev good again."

by The second best pers at lang June 16, 2018