lubersnap

a large amount of random unidentifiable goo

After a hobo shook my hand, it was covered in lubersnap.

by Libanna March 21, 2009

lager rhythm

a common condition in where an intoxicated beer (lager) drinker displays a total lack of coordination on the dance floor. Rhymes with a logarithm.

dude 1: "He's totally embarassing himself on the dance floor.

dude 2: "I know, he must have a lager rhythm.

by strum22 April 29, 2009

Lagerphone

(Australian) A percussive instrument; an upright pole upon which are screwed/nailed beer bottle tops. The sound is produced by hitting the instrument on the floor - often at the same time as it is struck at the mid section with a with a solid piece of wood.

The produced sound is similar to a bass drum (when hit on a raised timber floor, typically that of a pub) combined with a tambourine.

That bloke's too pissed to man the lagerphone, he can't even hear the beat anymore!

by TheEvilPotato January 14, 2010

Lagergrenning

To bake while wearing white underwear. The act is completed by posting a picture of it on the Internet.

I was Lagergrenning the other day when my clothes were dirty.

by arloco December 9, 2012

lagerpocalypse

1) A beer-drinking event so monumental it may signal the end of the world itself. Used for grandiose pub crawls, splendiferous house parties and nights out drinking with Englishmen.

"Dude, you better eat a big breakfast... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

"Mate, be sure to eat your Full English... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

by Forest Jones August 27, 2013

luberating

Freeing someone through the use of lube

Justin showed Eli a truly luberating experience like he was releasing a eagle from its cage, sexually

by Bigbootybitch92 November 6, 2013

Legerious

When one is legitimately serious about something or someone.

Matt is legerious about his cars and his sloots.

by schheell November 22, 2013