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fatboy lenses

When you look back on an old crush, and realize that they were never attractive at all... you were just looking at them through sad, desperate "fatboy lenses".

It's like having beer goggles while being sober.
"Oh man, I ran into Jess the other day. She's so queer looking. I must have been looking at her through my fatboy lenses back at school"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded
Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)
by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010
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niece lease

The note you leave your sister after kidnapping her newborn baby girl.
"Thankfully Sarah left a niece lease for Bree before she disappeared with her baby"
by rambolovesbabynieces September 15, 2013
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sneaky leese

To slip cock and both balls up a male partners anus
Andy have quentin a sneaky Leese last night on the night club bog
by Evie one June 14, 2014
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Jamie Lewendon

Jamie Lewendon, is a urban legend, which in turn has caused a local urban slang, a "Jamie" or even the full name "Jamie Lewendon".
It is believed the person is real, but cannot be confirmed, but legend has it, he is basically the best all round person you could meet and want to be associated with. He would be the best at everything put in front of him. Would show the same amount of attention and affection towards both sexes.
Mate, your rubbish, i can do better than you, im in a proper '"Jamie Lewendon' mood today
by Rafal Pietranies November 2, 2016
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cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.
She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.
by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017
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na’lese

She is a very talented person that will make it far in life, she has brown eyes, and she sees things from a different perspective than everyone in the world; she sees the best in people, when it comes to love she will fall hard but she is loyal and faithful and she will be committed to the relationship
Na’lese is an unique name that you most likely won’t hear a lot
by The name is annoymous July 14, 2018
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