Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023

Stupid On A Ladder

For when calling something "stupid" simply isn't enough. Stupid on a ladder means that someone or something is incredibly stupid, has an elevated level of stupidity, or is stupid on a lot of levels.

Watching five-minute crafts
Person 1: Why did she need to ruin a perfectly good fork??
Person 2: And wouldn't that just melt the fork? Especially if it's made of something flimsy!
Person 1: And even the end product is ugly! How is this a hack!?
Person 2: I don't know, man. This is stupid on a ladder.

by Lungsnatcher404 April 3, 2023

Climbing the Ladder

When a person becomes more attractive as time goes on.

“Martha’s looking good lately. She’s climbing the ladder”

by WeUsedToPlayHouse February 24, 2024

Get on the ladder

A discrete inuendo which at first meant to give someone a hand job while nutting in their ass. But now is used as a more general term for an incredibly sexual action which can be used in any contexts due to the ambiguity of the phrase.

Tom, get on the ladder.
I got on the ladder last night.

by froginalog January 28, 2025

Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)

Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025

Infinite Resistor Ladder

A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares

Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025

Pulling Up the Ladder

A social phenomenon in which individuals or groups who have successfully advanced in status, wealth, or opportunity then act to block others from accessing the same path upward.

Key Features:

Motivated by fear of competition, scarcity mindset, or desire to protect hard-won status.

Can manifest in politics (e.g., immigrants opposing immigration), economics (e.g., professionals gatekeeping their fields), or class mobility (e.g., elites dismantling welfare or education programs they once benefited from).

Example (fictional): Raymond Leon in the movie "In Time" rises out of poverty to become a Timekeeper but enforces the very system that traps others where he once was.
Example (real): An immigrant who gained citizenship but campaigns to restrict immigration for others.

1. After becoming wealthy through public education, the politician now opposes funding for schools, effectively pulling up the ladder behind him.

2. Some immigrants, once they gain citizenship, support restrictive immigration policies — a classic case of pulling up the ladder.

by Social Climber September 16, 2025