absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

Approach to Knowledge

Yeah yeah I totally get that man. You got the 2 types right? Michael Malice was talking about this, right? Where you got the 2 types of people, right? Like, the first guy looks at what's around him and deduces conclusions. Like ME! And the other guy has a worldview in his head and he tries to make reality comport with that worldview.... Like the guy who's trying to use Nikki Haley to pass his anti-online anonymity legislation. Or the conservatives trying to legislate and boycott the gays away. What is the name of that guy.... Oh wait! It's Dr. Jordan! He's the one doing that! He tried to frame it as though it's the communists doing the thing be HE'S the one trying to force reality to comport with his vision.

Hym "Yeah, that approach to knowledge where you try to do that thing you're doing is dogshit. That's largely the problem here."

by Hym Iam December 25, 2023

celebration of knowledge

A thin-skinned, non-triggering alternative to saying “quiz” or “test”

Okay class, time to review for our celebration of knowledge!

by Hellenophile07 May 8, 2024

bust a knowledge nut

When you learn something so profound that your mind feels like it had a orgasm from learning it.

When I learned the refrigeration cycle I had bust a knowledge nut all over the teacher.

by honeybadger9862 February 11, 2024

Without your knowledge

If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?

Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2025

Madman’s knowledge

1. Incomprehensible babble

2. Too complex to decipher

1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.

2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.

by Sixer’sHunter February 19, 2025

Elite ball knowledge

A ball with elite knowladge.

Person1: Dang that ball got elite ball knowledge,
Person2: I'm disliking this post 🤬👎👎👎

by GURFLA April 30, 2025