Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems

You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.

by Big timestuff April 20, 2018

Knocking and Cocking

When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.

Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking

by TittyBuster78 December 6, 2020

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012

Party Knocking

When you have had too much to drink and you bang on the wrong person's door.

A spin-off of "Party Knocking" made famous by LMFAO..."Sorry for Party Rocking"

"Hey guy in apartment #3, sorry for party knocking last night. I had a lot to drink and thought you were someone else's apartment!"

"Sorry for party knocking"

by NYRobbies August 29, 2012