kaido

a fart, a smelly gas

"i let out a kaido"
or

by chip July 15, 2003

kadiddle

When something small and cute, such as a kitten or a bunny lets out a murderous queef/fart.

"Who knew such a tiny rodent could give off such a smelly kadiddle!"

by Lauren & Stephanie November 6, 2006

Kalidad

A Northern expression, generally used by lasses after two weeks on the lash in Tenerife. A Statement as to the superior nature of a beverage.

Generally used by Vicky Pusey

This Vodka RedBull is Kalidad

by Gary Aydon February 6, 2004

creamy kaleidoscope

Achieved when one cums barely across the retina of another, and the recipient looks directly into a source of light.

Man, I gave her such a great creamy kalediscope that her optometrist cancelled her laser eye surgery, and asked for my home number.

Aww shit, that's good looking out man.

by Prince November 30, 2004

kafid

(Present indicative active transitive verb): To Kafid is to become the irc channel boss lady.

I just totally pulled a kafid (noun) when I clamped down on irc channel philosophy.

by robobin July 18, 2007

Kali Linuxing

Lagging the fuck out because you "installed kali linux".

Jack: Have you heard of li-!$£!^&$£%?
Tom: Jack, have you been kali linuxing again?

by coulrulner January 22, 2022

Kalados

Warrior n00b.

Kalados is a n00b.

by Triman April 12, 2004