Kiwi On DKS

Kiwi On DKS something that is just ass

Bro why is rythmiki driving like "Kiwi On DKS"

by 200 Lounge Dictionary December 15, 2024

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Kiwi

The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.

Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.

by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019

Kiwi engineering

When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.

Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.

2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.

3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.

That painting is getting held up by pur kiwi engineering

by The official kiwi June 26, 2025

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023

Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically

I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!

by diamonditsl August 15, 2023