jewdon

a person that is jewish e.g matt greene of north notts college!

Matt u dirty jewdon!!

by Butler12 July 30, 2008

Dirty Jewel

She is a asshole who like any guys and will hurt you. Be ware if she is 6 inches near you it smells like the little mermaid house. He hair line is so bad it makes a cancer survivor look like that have hair

Ugh here's dirty Jewel
What's that
It's her

by Hdnsgdtwh we gsgshzhahwhsh September 6, 2021

like a jewel

something that cannot be improved on! -another version is 'shines like gold' (or shining)

i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

Jewegg

A standard insult used when someone is being a general dick, or acting like a fool.
Potentially used in occasions when someone makes a joke that's funny but makes you feel embarrassed to be their friend at the same time.
Also used in the film Borat 'Kill The Jewegg before it hatches'

1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
2 - Dont know.
1 - It just did.
2 - Man your such a jewegg.

by DeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeJ January 27, 2011

Jeweedercunt

A girl that is stingy with her weed, a whore and has a smellly vag.

I was gettin' with this girl I met through my dealer. She had a bloomin flower and was a total jeweedercunt. She smoked all my weed and never offered hers.

by Alex Erlandson November 2, 2010

jewdah

A kid that shoves tampoons up his nose

He must've pulled a jewdah again. I can't find my tampoooooons!!!!

by Country Bitch 17 March 19, 2015

Jewdank

A mass grave of people , usually all of one specific group.

"We gotta Jewdank these niggas before the cops find them!"

by God of Pretzels November 14, 2019