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Joseba

A very very very very beautiful and wonderful boy who always helps everyone. Lovely, friendly and likes haikyuu and juices (especially the orange one from mercadona). He is the best person in the world, too kind and extremely generous and tender. He is the best friend you can have and you will always want to have him by your side. When you know him you wish you had done it before.
by koshui September 13, 2017
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josed

Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
Dude, this implementation is josed!
by Trey Harris November 9, 2006
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joseph

A angel desended down from the heavens. When he woke from his sleep all of heaven froz. He loves poetry, geting couaght in the rain,helping people,learning, lvoe peace and yet has to reveal his true personailitys to other people he is a very solotary person takes religion very serius loves the smell of roses and when ever he crys it begins to rain. He is the desendent of god. And must full fill a prophecy.. so much is Unknown about joseph we must gather more information on josephs
"joseph"angel or to be loved by a angel has many goals and destinys that only he may choose good or bad..
by Heavens Angel January 29, 2009
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Josepha

Josepha is an African queen from the Ivory Coast. Very talented and beautiful and full of joy and laughters. She knows how to put smiles on faces and can be possess all the abilities that could never be imagined of her. On the other hand, she knows how to get down and dirty and can be super bad behind closed doors.
Damn man, I would love to tap Josepha anytime
by EatADickHoe October 26, 2016
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Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!
by Wicked Cheese October 4, 2010
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Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.
The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.
by Bej34 January 28, 2008
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Jose

A Sexy ass boul! With a big ass dick & gets money! He is also a drunk MF!
"Get ya self a Jose"
by EsteBicho June 18, 2018
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