by Bridster April 12, 2005
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Get the infantul mug.1) The Assault of a small child between the ages of zero days old and one year(s) of age.
2) The act of punching a baby.
3) The destruction of a small child
2) The act of punching a baby.
3) The destruction of a small child
by Mrchace January 22, 2009
Get the Infant Assault mug.A regular player on the samp server CrazyBobs Cops N Robbers, his name was originally coined by the Lysol commercial's slogan "disinfect to protect". his favorite activity's include,fishing,trucking,raping,growing drugs,and hanging out with cloudizme
"InfectToProtect is my nig"
by [CnR]ITP May 23, 2009
Get the InfectToProtect mug.n. a disorder of the heart caused by having substantial exposure to extremely attractive individuals and their extremely attractive bodies.
Symptoms include
- an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know
- overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual
- obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies
- the inability to concentrate the task at hand
- romantic delusions of grandeur
- an effort to 'understand' the individual
- fb stalking of the individual
and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity.
The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies.
There is no known cure as yet.
Symptoms include
- an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know
- overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual
- obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies
- the inability to concentrate the task at hand
- romantic delusions of grandeur
- an effort to 'understand' the individual
- fb stalking of the individual
and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity.
The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies.
There is no known cure as yet.
louis: "wassup?"
anna: "oh just fb stalking my lover-to-be again."
louis: "dude you have a baaad case of infatuitis."
anna: "oh just fb stalking my lover-to-be again."
louis: "dude you have a baaad case of infatuitis."
by SU DOE NIM March 24, 2011
Get the Infatuitis mug.verb; A talk you need to have with a friend who dates someone who is way too young for them or a babyslut.
Manda: "did you hear that drew is dating a girl that was born in 1996?"
Malia: "she's like fourteen! thats a four year difference. maybe he needs an infantervention!"
Malia: "she's like fourteen! thats a four year difference. maybe he needs an infantervention!"
by thejudgementalists September 3, 2011
Get the Infantervention mug.(verb) the act of catapulting an infant from village to village in order to increase the diversity of its gene pool.
A: I was trying to do some research on an infant's aerodynamics using a wind tunnel, but the physics department rejected it. There is an academic bias towards infantapulting.
by D.Aligheri October 23, 2013
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