Infatuitis

n. a disorder of the heart caused by having substantial exposure to extremely attractive individuals and their extremely attractive bodies.

Symptoms include
- an unreasonable, extravagant passion or lust for the individual whom the patient may hardly know
- overlooking imperfections in personality of the individual
- obsessive thoughts or daydreaming about the individual and their extremely attractive bodies
- the inability to concentrate the task at hand
- romantic delusions of grandeur
- an effort to 'understand' the individual
- fb stalking of the individual

and a general loss of overall dignity and integrity.

The disorder may last from a few weeks to even a few months depending on the patients resistance to such deluded thoughts and the patients exposure to the individual and their extremely attractive bodies.

There is no known cure as yet.

louis: "wassup?"

anna: "oh just fb stalking my lover-to-be again."

louis: "dude you have a baaad case of infatuitis."

Infatuitis by SU DOE NIM March 24, 2011

Awkward Infatuation 

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

Awkward Infatuation by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Making infatuation

Similar to making love, as partners engage in sexual behavior. However, said partners are not truly in love, but rather infatuated. Sexual behavior may consist of penetration, but no petting or caressing. Also, dirty talk replaces "I love you" talk.

John: Come on Sarah! Why are you leaving? We made love last night. I thought that meant we would be together forever.

Sarah: John! I thought I was clear that this would only be for one night. We never made eye contact or anything. How could you think I would marry you. You need to learn the difference between making love and making infatuation.

Making infatuation by rogerthewhale December 4, 2010

proximity infatuation

An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.

"I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."

"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."

proximity infatuation by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007

Infatuation 

Where the rose-colored lenses of the mind play their trick, filtering its perceptions to see that which it chooses to see.

In infatuation, one sees the object of their affection as they wish; in Love, one sees them as they are.

Infatuation by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 21, 2013

infatuation 

Infatuation consists of people thinking they are in love but when indeed it is just a deep lust or like for another person.

Infatuation sucks.

infatuation by The Jinj July 3, 2003

infatuation risk 

A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.

"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."

infatuation risk by dancinjansen March 8, 2008